May 2012
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April 2012
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I love being home alone. →
thatfunnyblog:
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m...
Looking for the right way to do the wrong things.
When your friend says “Oh I think your crush likes...
thefunniestpost:
and you’re like
Imagine if this happened.
*meeting your favourite band member/idol*
You: Hi, I'm-
Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.
OMG. FVCK. THIS WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING... I MEAN DREAM. LMAO.